FTW Tag Champs (Unofficial)

*The WonderBull tag team (Wonderbread & TheBull) are walking through the hallways backstage with determined looks on their faces. They arrive at the GMs office, the door is closed.*

Wonderbread: You ready to do this?
*TheBull nods his head in agreement.*

*Inside the office, The Artist Formerly Known As The Gza is busy. Paperwork is everywhere and a phone is pressed to his ear. He looks very angry. WonderBull suddenly bursts into his office. The force of the door opening causes papers to fly in the air.*

The Artist Formerly Known As The Gza: What the hell?!?!

Wonderbread: We want our shot at the tag team title!
*TheBull nods his head in agreement.*

The Artist Formerly Known As The Gza: Who do you think you are storming into my office?

Wonderbread: We're the best tag team in this federation and we demand a title shot!
*TheBull nods his head in agreement.*

*The Artist Formerly Known As The Gza slams the phone down angrier than he was before.*

Wonderbread: We're not leaving until you give us a match for the belts!
*TheBull nods his head in agreement.*

The Artist Formerly Known As The Gza (his voice very loud): I'm the GM, nobody demands anything from me!

Wonderbread: We're the best team here and we're going to prove it!
*TheBull nods his head in agreement.*

The Artist Formerly Known As The Gza: I decide who gets title shots and more importantly, I decide who gets FIRED!

*Wonderbread and TheBull exchange a look of confusion and slight fear.*
*The Ministry of Darkness (nefarious & The Cerebral Assassin) enter the office.*

The Cerebral Assassin: What's going on here?
nefarious: Hope this isn't a private party.

*The Death Dealers (RiK & Devastator) suddenly enter the office.*
RiK: Is somebody having a party?
Devastator: I like parties!

*Everybody turns to look at Devastator.*

nefarious: I heard somebody say something about title shots.

Wonderbread: That's right! We want a match.
*TheBull nods his head in agreement*

The Cerebral Assassin: Why do you two think you should get a match? We're the top dogs here!

RiK: Not so fast! Nobody beats the Death Dealers!

*The teams start a little shoving match amongst themselves as they each proclaim superiority over the others.*

The Artist Formerly Known As The Gza: Everybody shut up!

*All the wrestlers stop and quiet down.*

The Artist Formerly Known As The Gza (calmly): When I get this mess I'm dealing with now straightened out, I'll put the FTW tag team title on the line.

*The wrestlers start to smile and congratulate eachother.*

The Artist Formerly Known As The Gza (voice rising): Until then, everybody get the hell out of my office!

*The wrestlers leave the office. Outside, the wrestlers split up walking in different directions.*

Wonderbread: I thought that went well.
*TheBull nods his head in agreement*

nefarious: It's all about timing. Being in the right place at the right time.
The Cerebral Assassin: It'll be our time, soon enough.

RiK: A title match! You know what this could mean?
Devastator: Party time!

*Back inside the GM's office, The Artist Formerly Known As The Gza is picking up the papers from the floor.*

The Artist Formerly Known As The Gza (shaking his head): I'm busting my ass to keep us from going bankrupt and these ingrates want a tag team title shot. We don't even have a tag team title!!!

*Fade to black*

LOL nice.....BUTTTT my partner is Devastator, not Sorrow lol....

GZA: Alright everyone... now... I'll give you all a tag title shot, but you have to work for it!

*Everybody groans*

GZA: ... Ok... so, here's what's gonna happen: The Ministry of Darkness will fight the Death Dealers and The WonderBull tag team will fight a mystery tag team! The winners will fight for the FTW Tag Title. We'll have the first match tonight, the next one on Friday Night Fever and finish off a week from tonight!

RiK: Just bring it, jabronis............if u smelllll.......WHAT..THE....RiK....is....Cooking....

....lol seriously, so the match is tonight rite?

Nah, Sunday.